silly journal entries
[Most Recent Entries]
[Calendar View]
[Friends]
Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in
Angel's LiveJournal:
[ << Previous 20 ]
| Saturday, June 26th, 2004 | | 9:59 am |
I'll buy this...still wanna see the movie tho...
Thanks for contacting Eastern Federal Corporation. Lions Gate Films, which is the distributor of the film, decides which markets they want to release the film. They are generally releasing it in larger markets on a limited basis right now, and we are playing it in those markets (Charlotte, Raleigh, Tallahassee). If they make it available to us in Florence, SC, we will certainly consider playing it. | | Friday, June 25th, 2004 | | 6:40 am |
E-mail to Eastern Federal Theatres
I was wondering why the only decent theatre in Florence County is not going to be showing Michael Moore's new documentary, "Fahrenheit 9/11". I would appreciate any information you have available. If it was a national decision, then I would like you to forward my e-mail to your presidents, CEO's, and financial officers. I think they should know they made a mistake and have plenty of time to correct it. This movie should be seen by the public before November. Thank you. | | Thursday, June 10th, 2004 | | 6:53 am |
I've always wanted to be stalked. | gbelladauna's LJ stalker is chaoticasylum! | | chaoticasylum is stalking you because you got better results for the 'acronym' thing than them. They are also mentally deranged! | | | Friday, May 21st, 2004 | | 9:20 pm |
Is it really bad poetry or just sappiness on a stick?
For you, Professor Roy, because I love your posts...Tear this one apart, will you? It's a forward I've gotten more times than I can count and I hate it...Btw...the girl in my glass wants another beer. The Girl in the Glass When you get what you want in your struggle for self, And the world makes you Queen for a day; Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that girl has to say. For it isn't your boyfriend, family, or friend Whose judgment upon you must pass; The girl whose idea counts most in your life Is the girl staring back from the glass. Some people may think you're a Great friend and chum, Or some even call you an ACE; But the girl in the glass Says you're only a bum If you can't look her straight in the face. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years, And get pats on your back as you pass; But your final reward will be heartache and tears, If you've cheated the girl in the glass. She's the girl to please ~ never mind all the rest, For she's with you clear up 'till the end; And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the girl in the glass is your friend. | | Wednesday, May 12th, 2004 | | 8:42 pm |
| | Thursday, March 11th, 2004 | | 7:38 pm |
Just a flit.
I flit, I float, I say hello. Well, hello. I enjoyed talking to realitiesuicide for like a long time today, while I was at the shared home of taoalive and boifromthestars. Plans were made for much merry-making. I am excited. Ah, livejournal, how I have missed you. | | Tuesday, November 4th, 2003 | | 8:47 am |
And I need some LiveJournal friends, too...But first, I guess I should actually show up here once in a while. Ha. | | 8:46 am |
Boy, do I need a life.
Well, not really a life, just some excitement. Sex three times a week and sleep just isn't cutting it. Even books are becoming boring. I just want to eat Doritoes and watch Fox news. What the hell's wrong with me? | | 8:46 am |
| | Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 | | 6:27 pm |
Hi.
So like, Rob moved fah, fah away. And so did I nearly a year ago now. So, we have to do stuff. Like use the internet and phone cards and stuff like that. I don't remember any of you people, if I still exist for anyone. I'm back. | | Thursday, January 2nd, 2003 | | 10:21 pm |
| | 10:16 pm |
| | 10:02 pm |
| | Friday, December 27th, 2002 | | 7:53 am |
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY..."
"Everything Comes In Threes" - Not true. In reality, every- thing comes in ones. Sometimes, when three "ones" come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just took them longer to recognize the pattern. "You Can't Take It With You (when you die)" - Well..., that depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, you can probably put some things in your pockets. "You Learn Something New Every Day" - Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you've just learned it, doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it, Columbus is a good example of this. "You Get What You Pay For" - Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that. "NICE GUYS FINISH LAST" - Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third in a field of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that nice guys finished twenty-sixth. You can see how limited those people were. | | Monday, December 23rd, 2002 | | 10:51 pm |
12 politically correct days of Christmas
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, mono- gamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note), TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping, NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression, EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wet- lands, SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, FOUR hours of recorded whale songs THREE deconstructionist poets TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and... ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Happy Holidays! (unless otherwise prohibited by law)* * Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day. | | Saturday, December 21st, 2002 | | 1:05 pm |
"...idiots, imbeciles, aliens, the insane and women..." - A law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote. | | Wednesday, December 18th, 2002 | | 8:13 pm |
I fell in one love one time, but it all went away. Then there was a time when I had more friends than I could count, but they all went away. Finally, I'm in love again. This one's to stay, forever and forever, AMEN. Where'd my friends go? | | Saturday, December 14th, 2002 | | 4:41 pm |
HOW TO BUILD A WEB PAGE IN 25 STEPS
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes. 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page ~ 6 weeks. 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it ~ 20 minutes. 4. Decide to just steal some images and awards to put on your site ~ 1 minute. 5. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like ~ 4 days. 6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again ~ 25 minutes. 7. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do ~ 15 minutes. 8. View the source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words here and there ~ 4 hours. 9. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software ~ 1 minute. 10. Try to horizontally line up two related images ~ 6 hours. 11. Remove one of the images ~ 10 seconds. 12. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone ~ 4 hours. 13. Download a counter from your ISP ~ 4 minutes. 14. Try to figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10" ~ 3 hours. 15. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text ~ 8 hours. 16. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP ~ 40 minutes. 17. Accidentally delete your complete web page ~ 1 second. 18. Recreate your web page ~ 2 days. 19. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server ~ 3 weeks. 20. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP ~ 30 minutes. 21. Download FTP software ~ 10 minutes. 22. Call your friend again ~ 15 minutes. 23. Upload your web page to your ISP's server ~ 10 minutes. 24. Connect to your site on the web ~ 1 minute. 25. Repeat any and all of the previous steps ~ eternity. | | Wednesday, December 11th, 2002 | | 9:40 pm |
| | Tuesday, December 10th, 2002 | | 10:13 pm |
|
[ << Previous 20 ]
|